Today we have a Guest Post from Comedian Gerry Mcbride, who has combined his knowledge of DIY, with his lust for caving peoples skulls in, to bring us his…
“Top Tools Of The Zombie Apocalypse”
It’s one of my favourite scenes from one of my favourite zombie movies; I’m talking Shaun of the Dead here people, and the scene in question finds our hung-over heroes Shaun and Ed confronting two unwelcome visitors to their back garden; a pair of zombies. Having been told by Sky News that the undead conform to the standard Romero Destroy-Brain/ Remove-Head rules of engagement, Shaun and Ed make haste to the toolshed to gear up for a fight. As a life-long Hardware zealot, I was excited to see what tools the two lads would emerge with and subsequently smack the crap out of their intruders with, only to be disappointed with their weapons of choice; A cricket bat and a spade.
Weak, guys.
Ok, neither of them look like the kind of lads that partake in a bit of DIY so maybe I was wrong to expect that their toolshed would have any actual tools. I can’t help but think that maybe if they’d gone to a hardware shop once in they life they may have bought themselves some ordinance that would have greatly helped them in their fight against the undead. For example… Continue reading
