Its a new year for Humourisms.com, and we are happy to welcome back comedian George Fox with his new series looking at gaming lessons learned in 2011.
WHAT IT TAUGHT US:
- ALWAYS Fuck Around With Crime Scenes:
If L.A Noire made anything clear to gamers in 2011, it was that cops in the 40′s were dickheads. In between driving around town running over pedestrians and stealing….. ahem sorry, “commandeering” other citizens vehicles you would also every now and then have to visit a crime scene. Now you or I may think a crime scene is the kinda place where caution must be taken not to destroy evidence or hamper the investigation by meddling with the body before its been checked for finger prints.
“Fuck that”, say cops of the 1940′s. And then I imagine they go back to drinking their malt, and talking about how everyone on their apartment building floor are “rubes”. I sure hope thats not a racial slur that I’m not aware of.
Evidence can go suck an egg as far as these cops care. You wanna find a criminal? Then go get handsy with that dead, naked body. But only after rummaging through the contents of a nearby bin,and don’t even think about wiping your hands you prissy princess!