This week Michael Bay revealed that his reimagining of the Teenage Mutant Ninja/Hero Turtles will recast them as Aliens. We asked Comedian and Humourisms Reporter George Fox to take a look at ways Michael Bay could destroy our other childhood favourites.
1: “Hey Arnold”
Apparently Michael Bay wants to relaunch 90′s Nickelodeon cartoon “Hey Arnold” with a brand new origin story. In his new version main character, Arnold is abducted by aliens and has his DNA spliced with that of an american football which he was holding at the time of his abduction. This leads to his charcter waking up in bed the morning after being abducted with an actual football for a head. Much hilarity ensues as he is hunted by an american government sanctioned android codenamed H.E.L.G.A. Which stands for:
There’s also a black kid so people don’t think the movie is racist. But like all Michael bay movies, just one. Anymore would be ridiculous. Apparently.