This week, Dixon teaches a beta-male how to climb to the top of any social group, edited by Jon Hozier-Byrne.
I’m a small guy on a big city and I find myself gravitating to alpha males, such as yourself, to allow myself to blend in. While my friends get all the tang when we hit da clubs, I’m stuck in the corner, playing Angry Birds and looking like I’m allergic to human contact.
I don’t know what it is – maybe some primal beast has been awoken inside of me – but I’ve had enough of it. I need to assert myself more, but I’m not sure how. Maybe I should bulk up, or maybe not, ’cause the gym is way over there and my arm is feeling really weird at the moment. I’m so stumped for ideas, could your testosterone-fulled mind help me out a bit?
Jimmy “I made a Situation in my pants” Little, Clonskeagh Continue reading