As some of you may know, I am a proud American.
But, some of you may not know exactly how proud. This is an actual photo of my bed, dubbed “Freedom Bed.”
The current plan is to use this as part of a mass media campaign to get me laid more, so don’t be surprised if you start seeing these posters around town:
Kevin Lockard is a comedian living in Dublin, Ireland. You can follow him on Twitter at @KevinDollarSign. You can find upcoming shows at KevinLockard.com.