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You Will Shit Your Pants Facts About: “Titanic”

To mark the 100 year anniversary of the Titanic setting sail, we asked comedian and Humourisms reporter George Fox to go behind the camera, and behind the scenes of the troubled production of the movie which chronicled the fate of the original ship. So here are the top things, you never knew about James Cameron’s 1997 epic TITANIC. 

1: Dialogue Changes:

Unknown to many people, is James Cameron’s love of puns. Originally Cameron envisaged the movie to have much more of the feel of a “Farce”. Numerous characters would constantly begin AND end scenes by saying “Well, whats the worst that could happen…..” with one character frequently saying “Worse things happen at sea darlings, and even worse things happen IN the sea.”

Many executives at the studio felt Cameron was somewhat tipping the bet by including characters that were named “Jack Eisberg” and “Cole Ission”. James Cameron stormed off set for two weeks when the studio informed him that he could not hire Robin Williams to do a voice over for the iceberg. Cameron, a huge fan of Williams work, had planned to layer Williams performance over the footage of the Titanic striking the iceberg with Williams saying:

“Ouch! That’s gonna leave a mark! Am I Right!?”

This footage WAS still included in the Italian version of the film, where it was met with huge acclaim. This is where we get the well known Italian phrase, “……As Inconsiderate As An Iceberg” Continue reading

What I Thought Of Madonna’s Super Bowl Performance……

Time for another article from comedian George Fox, who stayed up late last night to watch the super bowl, and let us know what he thought of the Half-Time performance by Madonna.

 George Fox is a Comedian/ Writer based In Dublin, Ireland. He can be seen performing live at numerous venues across Ireland. Follow him on Twitter or Facebook to find out dates for upcoming shows. He understood VERY little of the actual game last night.

Mario Kart Man: A Documentary

For todays GUEST POST, friend of HUMOURISMS, hilarious comedian and all around nice-guy, TREVOR BROWNE, presents his latest comedy creation. Enjoy!

Mario Kart Man

A short documentary following Niall Hanly as he attempts to beat the world record for completing Mario Kart, Rainbow Road track on the Super Nintendo.

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The Problem With Netflix……

Comedian George Fox returns with a guide to some of the more awkward facets of everyones favourite new way to waste time……. Netflix.

Well, it’s one week on from the launch of Netflix’s video on demand service here in Ireland. We’ve learned alot in that time. Such as how to pretend you’re doing important work on your computer, while actually watching the movie “Spaceballs” and LOVING. EVERY. SECOND.

“Yes, Yes You Are.”

My main issue with Netflix though, is that with such a massive library of titles to choose from, it can be quite daunting trying to find something you might enjoy. But Netflix has thought of this, and so built into the website, is a handy little survey, based on your favourites types of films. You can choose genres, sub genres, themes, years of release, e.t.c.

Indeed, this is a fine idea, as it allows Netflix to specify the types of movies you want to be shown, while also decreasing the amount of times you have to see movies that are crimes against humanity displayed in your “movies you might like” page.

“Truly, There Is No God!”

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DID YOU KNOW… Fun Facts about Kim Jong-il

In a new segment, Jon Hozier-Byrne brings us some of the lesser-known facts about everyone’s favourite midget dictator.

Cover art for 'Forever Jong', the dictator's debut electro-pop album.

This week saw the death of the world’s foremost dictator with a girl’s name, and the international community is in mourning. In light of the media coverage surrounding the untimely death, some truly fascinating reports have emerged; did you know, for instance, that Kim Jong-il was the world’s biggest purchaser of Hennessey cognac, that he wrote six operas, and shot eleven hole-in-ones in his first game of golf? Or, that many North Koreans believe that he magically controlled the weather with his moods? Or, my personal favourite fact ever, that he owned no fewer than 20,000 VHS tapes? Well, here at Humourisms, we’re not just borderline alcoholics with a penchant for internet comedy and waistcoats; we are proper, grown-up journalists, first and foremost. As such, we have uncovered some of the shocking secret facts about Kim Jong-il that the mainstream media doesn’t want you to know. It’s like All the President’s Men, but with photoshop.

DID YOU KNOW… Kim Jong-il invented the ‘mega-horse’, which is two horses glued together, using the glue made from a third horse.

He also invented the mega-straw, and the no pants Thursday. He will be missed.

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This Is Bat Country – The League Of Orphaned Heroes

We do like cartoons, so here’s a new instalment of Damon Blake and Dave McGinnis‘ webcomic This Is Bat Country.

Damon is on Twitter here, he writes loads of jokes a day.

Dave’s website is here, he explains how his art is made.


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My Worst Comic Book Ideas

Today on Humourisms, George Fox gives us insight into his creative failings with a selection of his worst ideas for comic books.

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