Comedian George Fox informs us of a very strange battle between movie star Matthew McConaughey and the natural forces of gravity. Yeah, weird….
Over the years I’ve worked many jobs, most of them the kind of horrifically mind numbing wastes of time as to have no value in even being mentioned. But one job, allowed me to discover a battle unlike any other, thats been going on right under our noses, for decades! It was while working for a well known irish music store, (at this point i imagine you’re screaming at the screen, “WHAT!? People don’t buy music you LIAR!”), that I Noticed the pattern.
You see, we also sold DVD’s and after your 500th time alphabetizing a DVD section you start to inherently notice the patterns between the DVD covers.It was at this point that I noticed something VERY strange. At first I didn’t believe it, but then suddenly one day, a third piece of evidence entered the fray and it just clicked. Ladies and Gentleman…..
MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY HATES GRAVITY!
He doesn’t trust it, and I’m pretty sure he wants to destroy it.
Evidence A- McCONAUGHEY CAN’T STAND WITHOUT HELP