Merry Christmas everyone! Santa Claus here with a special update. My close personal friends at Humourisms.com asked me to do something special on the site for Christmas – so I thought I’d tell you all what I left in each of the boys’ stockings at Humourisms HQ this morning.
Lazy Sunday! Here’s a cartoon from Giles Brody.
Giles Brody is writing/directing Student Teacher for RTE Storyland 4.
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Its nearly that time of year, so we asked comedian George Fox to aid us in choosing what to wear to all those Christmas parties we weren’t invited to.
-Making X-mas Into XXX-mas:
What better way to celebrate not only Christmas but also that new fountatin you go put in by lying sexily in front of it for all (and your parole officer) to see. Someone fetch me my rosewater…..
He just got a letter from God, it reads “Congratulations buddy, You’re winning at LIFE!”
-CHRISTMAS PIMP STICK:
Why not get in the Christmas mood by picking up your very own yuletide-pimpstick. It allows you to be festive while still making sure you have the opportunity to go upside a bitch’s head (should the need arise). 
“I promised my sailor uncle that I shall use my pimpstick only for good, so you have ten seconds to get your bow-tie on Reginald before I beat the eyebrows off your face.”
“It may be Christmas, but that doesnt mean you shouldn’t be out on the street corner, earning my dollars, Bitch! Chill b’fo I Curbstomp you ya Yuletiding Bastard!”
Posted in Authors, Categories, Features, George Fox, How To, Top 5
Tagged #comedy, Bluffers, Christmas, Christmas Fashion, comedian, Fashion, george fox, Guide, Holidays, Jumpers, X-mas, xmas
The Pokémon Advent Calendar – Open a new window everyday to reveal a different Pokémon. However, in order to open the last window on Christmas Day, you do need to have opened the first window on March 16th of the previous year.
For this weeks article, humourisms.com tasked comedian George Fox with finding something festive to write about, what he returned with was a shocking look at the replies to Children, that Santa NEVER wanted you to see.
Posted in Advice Column, Authors, Categories, Features, George Fox, Life in Ireland
Back in mid-October Justin Bieber released his Christmas single. You might think two weeks before Halloween is too early to release a song for Christmas but he’s improving. He released his song for last Christmas while still gestating in his mother’s womb.
Like a normal person I decided to wait until the few weeks before Christmas to watch and review any Christmas related music videos. Unlike a normal person* though, I rewatched the video for Justin Bieber’s “Mistletoe” somewhere in the region of 27 times in one afternoon.
*14 year old girls aren’t normal people.
The video starts off promising, with J-Biebs in front of what appears to be a moving car. The camera cuts away before we see him get hit. Cockteases.
Posted in David Reilly, Features, Music
