Category Archives: Video Games

It’s A Zombie (Cartoon) Apocalypse!

This week in Ireland we celebrate the undead with the annual “Dublin Zombie Walk”, and to commemorate this wonderful day we here at Humourisms got our resident cartoonist, Rob Stears, to go wild on the topic of the “living-impaired”. Enjoy…

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Game Boys – Losing

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Kevin isn’t a very good loser.

2 Stoned Guys Inadvertently Design Games

 

Dude, have you ever wondered…. Do monkeys rape?

 

Hey man, Aren’t hedgehogs, like…. super fast?

 

bro – What would James Bond look like if he were a gorilla?

 

It was just pride weekend, and I wanted to play a game with a gay protagonist who’s best friends with a fairy….

 

dude! dude! ….dude! What if we played a massive, multi-game spanning practical joke on people where they invested a lot into a game only to get totally fucked in the last 10 minutes?

 

 

For high-level video game comedy like this, but better, don’t forget to go to GAME BOYS: LIVE! July 12, as part of the 10 Days in Dublin Festival!



Kevin Lockard is a comedian living in Dublin, Ireland. You can follow him on Twitter at @KevinDollarSign. You can find upcoming shows at KevinLockard.com.




Six Word Video Games

Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write a short story in only six words. It read: “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” Inspired by ol’ Ernie, David Reilly has rewritten some of out favourite video games in only six words.

Hemingway seen here playing an early version of Time Crisis.

“What do you mean another castle??” –  Super Mario

Two holes are better than one.  - Portal

“Look, my name is not Seamus!” –  Metroid

“How about Scrotum Lad?” “Try again” - Little Big Planet

Click click click click click - Guitar Hero

David Reilly will be performing alongside Kevin Lockard at Game Boys: Live! as part of the 10 Days In Dublin festival this July. Tickets can be purchased at the link above.

Being a Football Manager

David Reilly had some trouble while playing Football Manager 2012.

I Unlocked An Achievement…. For A New Personal Low

If you’re a fan of HUMOURISMS then you’re well aware that our Reporter and Comedian George Fox splits his personal time between playing video games, and being useless at being an adult. Suddenly, the two are starting to cross-over.

George Fox is a Comedian/ Writer based In Dublin, Ireland. He can be seen performing live at numerous venues across Ireland. Follow him on Twitter or Facebook to find out dates for upcoming shows. He is also equally as bad at Call Of Duty.

Game Boys – Death

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Kevin and George deal with loss, in their own ways.



Kevin Lockard is a comedian living in Dublin, Ireland. You can follow him on Twitter at @KevinDollarSign. You can find upcoming shows at KevinLockard.com.