Our friend and compatriot George Fox has recently won the coveted Golden Toilet Duck Award, which is like the Oscar for Irish comedians, and we’re very proud of him. He’s going to be famous soon, so to get you all ready, Humourisms proudly presents … Five Fun Facts about George Fox!
1. George Fox’s real name is George ‘Foxxy’ Inferno
Did you think Fox was his actual surname? You poor, misguided fool. A surname like that is not given, it’s earned. It has been scientifically proven that when George Fox comes into contact with a female, the probability of orgasm slowly approaches one. His other pseudonyms include ‘Captain Physical Magnetism’, ‘L’explosion de pantaloon’, and ‘Sex’. He’s an attractive man, is what I’m saying.
George Fox, displaying how many condoms he needs to cover ALL of his penis
