Student Teacher creator Giles Brody critiques a frightening joke book that was gifted to his family by a friend who was talked into buying it at a local petrol station. It was for charity and was (hopefully) written with the best of intentions. However…


The first page presents the author’s central thesis: he doesn’t like people from Kerry. He thinks they’re eegits. The only two homophobic jokes in the book are on this page as the author has bigger fish to fry.

More Kerry jabs. And who doesn’t hate Biafra, the famine stricken war zone which seceded from Nigeria and only existed for 3 years between 1967 and 1970? The author slightly shows his age here. And here:


The first of the “A certain Irishman” adventures which crops up throughout the book. In this thrilling installment our hero thwarts his mother-in-law’s visit by curtailing his cur’s tail. That’s the type of word play reading this book has reduced me to. A token bit of anti-semitism there just to make sure all bases are covered.

This duck joke appears three times in the book, possibly to hammer home the point that the Troubles being over is a good thing.

The first light hearted rape joke in the book, and some syntax problems.

Why does it have to be rape? Why couldn’t the sex between the mental patient and the washer have been consensual, it wouldn’t change the punchline. The author writes about sexual assault being carried out with the light hearted naughtiness of a bop on the head. This joke book was bought in a petrol station, Goddammit, where families spend time together.
Take that Kerry!
A certain Irish man is at it again, and this time his wife is joining him. I thought this was a riddle but it’s possibly a real joke with a few important points of exposition left out. Or its about how parents can’t take their eyes away from their newborn son’s penis.

Two more to file under “Huh?”
Three nice jokes in a row. Don’t want the reader thinking you’re getting soft, so why not put in a joke from Jeffrey Dahlmer’s comedy album.
Another shot at Kerry. The joke about the bank clerk proves conclusively that this joke book, just like this article, was written in a massive hurry.
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