Comedy Escort Available

Lonely? Insecure? Need attention? If you answered yes, Christian Talbot is here to go over those new ten minutes you’ve been working on.

Are you a comedian based in Ireland? Is your relationship about to break up because you’re needy and filled with self-doubt? Do you often feel the need to discuss your gigs and comedy routines with your spouse or partner, whether they want to hear about it or not?

Rhapsody Tea – Comedy Escort can help. I offer a discreet girlfriend/spouse experience. I’ll listen to you all night long. Did that big bad heckler ruin your night? Well I have just the comeback for you. I just love to sit and analyse your new material with you. I’ll tell you what bits worked and what bits didn’t. I’ll make sure you rock the room and never have a weak ending. If you’ve just died on your arse, I’ll be ready, willing and able to agree with all your excuses. Did that other comedian just slight you? Well, he’s a no good hack anyways.

Rates are €100 per hour or €300 for a whole routine and the awkward car journey home.

Specialties include*
Microphone Discipline
Comebacks
Puns

*Extras must be negotiated in advance.

I cater to comedians of all styles. From Open Mics to Headliners. For personal reasons I don’t do MCs so please don’t ask.

So, are you funny enough for me? Check out my reviews on Chortle. Discretion Guaranteed.

Christian Talbot is a very talented stand-up comic and broadcaster. Check out his podcast, Seven2Ten, here, and like him on Facebook.