Comedian and Humourisms reporter George Fox has uncovered a treasure trove of never before seen tweets from chris brown that were never allowed to appear on twitter. Mostly because they are WAY more than 140 characters.
“He also thinks flushing his toilet, turns on someones shower in australia”
“This is the darkside of directors cuts”
“No one let Michael Bay see this….”
“Clothes CAN be confusing. For morons.”
“I should have just stayed in the treehouse!”
So, there we have it. A horrifically disgusting human being, recast as a loveable man-child. If only it were possible for this to be the REAL Chris Brown, as unfortunatly if I had ACTUALLY written down tweets he had ACTUALLY written it would use up HUMOURISMS.COM entire yearly supply of swearwoods and douchey-ness for 2012. And I need that to keep the other reporters in line. Toodles! 
George Fox is a Comedian/ Writer based In Dublin, Ireland. He can be seen performing live at numerous venues across Ireland. Follow him on Twitter or Facebook to find out dates for upcoming shows. He also despises the Pig-Vomit creature that is Chris Brown. But, Don’t we all?
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