Today George Fox gives us a rundown of the most embarrassing examples of human beings, at their most comfortable.
With the winter arriving and the cold weather nipping at our extremities like a deranged drunk girl in a nightclub trying to get all her female mates to dance to “Single Ladies” because “fuck it! We ARE single ladies!”, now seemed as good a time as any to look at the many ways in which we can try and stave off the cold. My first stop was supposed to be “Adult Pyjamas”, but what I was visually assaulted with, was a tirade of images so shocking and yet sublime, as to make the rest of my journey a moot point. Clearly this very behaviour in itself MUST be documented, and so I took it upon myself to dive, dignity first, into the world of……..
THE VERY WORST OF ADULTS IN PYJAMAS
The “Overly Possessive Boyfriend” Pose:
The “Oh My God, Is That A Shadow Or….No, No It Couldnt Be…Could it?” Pose.
The “Look At How Non-Racist I Am! I Banged A Black Chick!” Pose:
The “Conjoined Twins With Legs Dangling From Ass” Pose:
The “We Fuck In These…….Alot!” Pose:
The “We Want To Experience An Orgy, But Not The Sights, Sounds Or Smells” Pose:
The “Oh No! The Earth’s Gravity Has Stopped Working!” Pose:
The “Magic Pyjamas That Show You Your Own, Depressing, Future Self” Pose:
The “Yeah, I’m Wearing Pyjamas, Don’t Mean We Aint Gonna Fuck Tho!” Pose:
The “I’m An Aeroplane, LOOK AT ME!!!!!!” Pose:
The “Guy Who Just Watched The Silence Of The Lambs Before Bed, And Wanted To Try The Tuck-Back Pose” Pose:
The “Guy You Met At The Bar Earlier That You Thought Would Be Your New Friend, But Then Realise He Wasn’t Just Being Nice By Letting You Crash At His Place” Pose:
The “I’m The Guy That Rented This Apartment Before You, And I Kept A Copy Of The Key, And I Like To Visit While You Sleep” Pose:
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